Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Story of my last exam
Friday, July 2, 2010
Kat calling
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Making onion soup...at 1:39 a.m.
Me: (with all my enthusiasm)“Su..shall I make onion soup for you??”
Sis: (Watching one sad tamil movie becuz its tamil new year.. n doesnt have control over the remote.. and dad wont budge..)"Anything is fine with me”
The movie was really really horrible.. and without her knowledge
she started weeping!!! Holy crap. when did she start crying.. now tears rolling down her cheek uncontrollably.
Sis: "could you please cut those stupid onions in the other room?? its burning my eyes!"
Me:"How about me sitting in your room with A/c on??"
Sis:"Dont you ever do that!" now please go away.. i will cry to death"
Me:"ok i will finish it soon.."
Tears continue to roll.. n still continues.. n she continues to weep further..
Sis:" WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING ??"
Me:"Texting my friend..He is coming here tomo.."
Sis:"You can do that after u r done with the onions!!"
Me:"I thought i can cut some extra onions for more soup.. i just read the recipe on the internet.. may be he will also like it!!"
Sis:"Crap.. finish it off soon.. atleast dont text when u r cutting onions"
She is crying.. weeping.. crying.. wondering how many litres of tears can her eyes produce..
Sis:" What r u doing re??"
Me:"Texting him..he says he lovesssss onion soup..with extra onions in it.. so i am going to cut few more.."
Sis:"Whaaaaaaaat???"
Before she could speak, dad gave her d remote..Finally remote in her hand.. Starts to watch this movie-Super hero movie!!! Now she laughs so hard that more tears add to the ones that were already flowing..
She finally gets wet with tears..All the while she did not pay attention to what I was doing. She turns back to see (teary eyed) if I am done with the onions n lo...
Sis:(shouts!)"hOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SLEEP WITH A PLATE FULL OF ONIONS NEXT TO YOU???"
Me:"Sorry, i dozed off watching that movie! Did not understand what was so funny.."
Sis:" I dont want your soup.. anyways you have been cutting onions for hours from now.. its already 12.. m going to sleep"
Me(pleading):"Please please.. taste it n tell.. i will make it in just 5 minutes"
Sis:"Well, thats exactly what you said at 7 in the eve.. "
Me:"Enough.. no arguements. Eat or you will die"
Sis:(anyways thats what will happen even after i eat..)” You mean drink that!!.. right!!
Tears still rolling down her cheeks cuz I was roasting onions.. n phew.. finally it stopped.. Something smells good.. something smells really really good.. the smell increases my apetite..
Me:"Pa para paaaaa.. onion soup mademoiselle .."
Sis:"thank you sire..:) :) :)"
She peeps inside the bowl..
Sis:"You said you are making soup..Where is it??"
Me:"Dont try to act smart.. just eat it.. x-( "
Sis:(So he meant it when he said "eat ".weeps again..).."Dint anyone tell my dear brother that soup is to be drunk n not to be eaten??? And what is this black black thing.. soup mein kuch kala!!!"
Me:"Actually i tried to saute the onion but flame was too high..so it got burnt!!"
Sis:"IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT THE ONIONS YOU CUT FOR HOURS!!!!!! (she starts crying again.. feeling bad for onion n for herself I guess!!"
Me:"C'mon.. taste n tell me"
She:"Taste what? soup is missing.."
Me:"ok then.. taste the onion.. which is not burnt.."
I imagined her plucking her hairs and running down the street.. she gulps. "Its good"
Me:"Really.. i will make more of it then.. He said he will like it if u certified it.. la lala laa..tra la la la.. i am making more soup.."
Sis:"!@#$%^&*.....shri.. its 1:39.. dont you think you should have mercy on our neighbors??"
Me:"ok .. i will cut the onions n will sleep..okie?? :) :)"
She goes to her room with head hung.. please go to sleep..
Today morning....
Mom:"Where are the onions su??? i need to make brkfast!!"
sis:"Check the basket ma.. it was there last night.. i saw.."
Mom:"Its empty.. by d way what is there in that big pan??" She opens.. both of them peep in it.. And...
HOLY SHIT@!@ (in unison!!)
Mom:"Dont you know its 40 ruppes per kg in the market? And it was solid One and a half kilos there in the basket!!"
Sis:"Why yelling at me?? he only made it!!"
Mom:"he said you instructed him!!"
Me:"Whaaaaaaaaaatttt!!#$*)"
Mom:" i have always told you not to do it.. Why do you waste things.. who is going to clean the crap.. even the street dog will sniff it and run away.."
Now i understood why mom was silent yesterday.. the dog sniffing dialog was there in her genes..but why didnt i use it?? XX factor i guess...
Sis searches for her bro to beat.. But cant.. cuz i was in deep sleep..she wonders what m i dreaming??
Sis:”Shri.. get up.. u will get late to coll!!”
Me:(sleepily)”Don’t disturb.. I m making soup for you..!!”
Sis:”(weeps)”shri, don’t you think you should pity me.. atleast spare me in your dreams man!!(weeps)
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Calling the celebrity who was sitting in the loo...
Sunday, March 28, 2010
LGBT talk....
Now the idea of same sex marriage never bothered me. I respect an individual's feelings. Moreover, tagging a person with their sexual orientation has never been a concern to me. As Rizwan Khan's mother said- there are only two types of people- good ones and bad ones. So it becomes immaterial and completely inessential to segregate people based on caste, religion, sex and sexual orientation!
The news had the picture of the couple marrying. I respect their action but the picture did bother me. One of the guy was dressed as a woman!! I failed to understand why was he dressed like that? Two men wearing coat and exchanging rings would have been decent. They separated after a day was another news as family did not accept the marriage...
Now the question is- why is it becoming difficult for indians to accept the term LGBT?
First reason being our culture. If you see, women in india are "broiler women"..well, that is what another article in the paper said! A typical indian woman is one who is dutiful, sacrifices, is polite, runs the house, very feminine, caring, should do all the house hold even if she works just like a man does(sometimes even more!) and the culture has portrayed a woman in a very sensitive way. So, when the idea of a man being gay comes, a lay man is forced to imagine a man as a woman with all the above characters and starts ridiculing it. A man walking, talking and sacrificing like a woman, is not necessary and inessential. So, when i saw the picture of man dressed up like a female, i felt it was an unnecessary act of over dramatizing the situation. I feel that because of our culture, even gay men started behaving like women. My point here is that a homosexual doesnt not have to behave in a feminine way as being instilled in our minds by our culture. You dont have to dress like that, walk like a woman, dont have to make girly gestures, give over expressions etc. Stop and think about it for a moment and you will realize that they are unnecessary actions that can be avoided!
Second fact is the awareness. Half the population doesnt even know if such term exists! so forget about accepting such people! Forget population, even my momm dint know the terms. Later, me and my sister had to take lessons!! She dint like the concept and said- is it necessary to bring up such an issue? is it so important in life? And what she asked was indeed true. when the world is discussing wars, global warming, women empowerment, education, corruption, terrorism etc., does it become really important to bring this issue up?
Third thing is our religion. My classmates and I were debating over this issue. One of them is a very pious man! Follows Christianity like anything and gave the point that God did not make this. He disagreed to a point that homosexuality is linked to genes. Said it was complete bull shit and not to be believed and being homosexual is against the law of nature. But he made a statement- There is no proof of a man's nature and his gene linked to each other and since there is no scientific proof, it is unacceptable and not to be believed. The beauty of the debate was- the instant he made this statement, other colleague of mine tossed the question- there is no proof of existence of god, will you stop believing in God??? .silence....
We have wrongly interepreted our religious texts. Who wrote them? Some man right?? The state of mind of a man can never be predicted! when Nityananda can do child like behaviour, why not those men do something similar? What if the one who wrote the religious text was ignorant about such things. just because it is not mentioned in bible, quran or vedas doesnt mean it's sinful! so bringing up religion into this is insulting the religion it self!
Sometimes i donot understand what rights are LGBT people asking?? To marry each other. fine. i give the right. what next. You marry and you separate and you marry. When world is seeing live-in relationship amongst heteros, why not follow them?? why do you want to be bound by a ceremony?? cant you love without being solemnized? But No, you need to wear that stupid white frock in public to show that you are open! And yeah, they often see it as an act of heroism! somebody came out open..thats it.. Wow!! bravo.. all LGBT cheers.. You find them on facebook and find the whole lot applauding!!! When you yourself do not consider it normal, how do you expect the society to take it as something normal? And the media adds the rest of the spices!
And there is a whole lot of examples to be given as a justification- da vinci, alexander the great etc. Why do you depend on some great person for you selfish animal act? Agreed they were homo, so what? do you think you are great enough to be compared to them just because one/millionth attribute of theirs matches with the only attribute of yours????
I dont know if i am supporting LGBT for their rights, but one thing is know is - i respect people. I can not hurt someone for their orientation. Its high time we start looking people with their actions, their attitude, their deeds, their goodwill, their policies, their way of living, their style of working, and so many other things. So sexuality becomes a negligent part. But something that cannot be neglected either. Homosexuals being melodramatic is something i hate. I hate to say this but What rights are they asking for??? They should start respecting themselves and be confident in order to gain the same from the world. The inferiority complex thrives in their words even when they say-" I am proud" when they actually feel insecure and afraid! It is not necessary to come out open. What do you achieve? Dont say you cant cheat your self, cant live a lie. Its all crap non sense! What lie? what cheating yourself? when you know something about yourself, why tell it to the people? Keep it to yourself! why come open? its something private and needs to be kept so. Isn't it enough to be clear with your conscience??
Finally, I think its high time for people to stop thinking about these petty issues and start acting over other pressing issues. The intellectual depth of people has completely reduced after independence. Why is it only before independence that we had people like Swami Vivekanada, Nehru, Sarojini Naidu, C.V.Raman, chandrashekar? We hardly see any of such people today. Why is that people like nityananda are seen today instead of Vivekananda? The reason is that we are wandering aimlessly. They had an aim. Today we are aimless, jobless and discussing sexual orientation! Sooooo jobless that i had to blog this and you are reading this!