Are they crazy???????

Once a girl lost her best friend and the interviewer asked her- "How are you feeling?"..

Bloddy hell. what kind of question is that?? of course people will feel terrible at the loss of a friend. Do you expect her to say" thankfully the bitch died. now i can take her boyfriend, her shoes, her lipstick, mascara n what not???!".

And sometimes people make dumb statements. for example the cookery show..

"& finally, topping"s" should be added above this & it is ready to be served :) :) :) (the stupid smiles from the chef!)". Now tell me, how on earth do you put the topping below the dish?? doesnt the word topping itself convey the meaning???

Here is the common question asked to all the actors on the release of their new movie.

"How do you feel?". Silence. I felt like puking when i heard the plot. Although the script sucked, i had to sign it cuz i was bankrupt!!! N i did not eat for past, i dunno, hw many months.. but had to pretend that i am dieting for the upcoming film, which i did not sign then. " i feel great. its a completely different feeling. i thoroughly enjoyed the character" followed by usual mugged up dialogue.

"How do you find Y, your co-star?" . silence. Oh dat bitch has a lot of attitude. let me catch hold of her once. i will wear a mask and beat the shit outta her. "She is very joyful and made me feel very comfortable. it was a new experience" of course it had to be new. every actress has new way of torturing people.

The worst part is that we sit like fools infront of the TV and smile hearing at the response. I have become so accustomed to it that i move my lips to the dialogues along with the interviewee on TV..

But sometimes, people turn out to be really funny.

Interviewer to Akshay Kumar on the release of his new movie-"Blue"

Int- "I heard it is your first Blue film.. is it true???"

Akshay-!@#$%^&*

:)