Me: (with all my enthusiasm)“Su..shall I make onion soup for you??”
Sis: (Watching one sad tamil movie becuz its tamil new year.. n doesnt have control over the remote.. and dad wont budge..)"Anything is fine with me”
The movie was really really horrible.. and without her knowledge
she started weeping!!! Holy crap. when did she start crying.. now tears rolling down her cheek uncontrollably.
Sis: "could you please cut those stupid onions in the other room?? its burning my eyes!"
Me:"How about me sitting in your room with A/c on??"
Sis:"Dont you ever do that!" now please go away.. i will cry to death"
Me:"ok i will finish it soon.."
Tears continue to roll.. n still continues.. n she continues to weep further..
Sis:" WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING ??"
Me:"Texting my friend..He is coming here tomo.."
Sis:"You can do that after u r done with the onions!!"
Me:"I thought i can cut some extra onions for more soup.. i just read the recipe on the internet.. may be he will also like it!!"
Sis:"Crap.. finish it off soon.. atleast dont text when u r cutting onions"
She is crying.. weeping.. crying.. wondering how many litres of tears can her eyes produce..
Sis:" What r u doing re??"
Me:"Texting him..he says he lovesssss onion soup..with extra onions in it.. so i am going to cut few more.."
Sis:"Whaaaaaaaat???"
Before she could speak, dad gave her d remote..Finally remote in her hand.. Starts to watch this movie-Super hero movie!!! Now she laughs so hard that more tears add to the ones that were already flowing..
She finally gets wet with tears..All the while she did not pay attention to what I was doing. She turns back to see (teary eyed) if I am done with the onions n lo...
Sis:(shouts!)"hOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SLEEP WITH A PLATE FULL OF ONIONS NEXT TO YOU???"
Me:"Sorry, i dozed off watching that movie! Did not understand what was so funny.."
Sis:" I dont want your soup.. anyways you have been cutting onions for hours from now.. its already 12.. m going to sleep"
Me(pleading):"Please please.. taste it n tell.. i will make it in just 5 minutes"
Sis:"Well, thats exactly what you said at 7 in the eve.. "
Me:"Enough.. no arguements. Eat or you will die"
Sis:(anyways thats what will happen even after i eat..)” You mean drink that!!.. right!!
Tears still rolling down her cheeks cuz I was roasting onions.. n phew.. finally it stopped.. Something smells good.. something smells really really good.. the smell increases my apetite..
Me:"Pa para paaaaa.. onion soup mademoiselle .."
Sis:"thank you sire..:) :) :)"
She peeps inside the bowl..
Sis:"You said you are making soup..Where is it??"
Me:"Dont try to act smart.. just eat it.. x-( "
Sis:(So he meant it when he said "eat ".weeps again..).."Dint anyone tell my dear brother that soup is to be drunk n not to be eaten??? And what is this black black thing.. soup mein kuch kala!!!"
Me:"Actually i tried to saute the onion but flame was too high..so it got burnt!!"
Sis:"IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT THE ONIONS YOU CUT FOR HOURS!!!!!! (she starts crying again.. feeling bad for onion n for herself I guess!!"
Me:"C'mon.. taste n tell me"
She:"Taste what? soup is missing.."
Me:"ok then.. taste the onion.. which is not burnt.."
I imagined her plucking her hairs and running down the street.. she gulps. "Its good"
Me:"Really.. i will make more of it then.. He said he will like it if u certified it.. la lala laa..tra la la la.. i am making more soup.."
Sis:"!@#$%^&*.....shri.. its 1:39.. dont you think you should have mercy on our neighbors??"
Me:"ok .. i will cut the onions n will sleep..okie?? :) :)"
She goes to her room with head hung.. please go to sleep..
Today morning....
Mom:"Where are the onions su??? i need to make brkfast!!"
sis:"Check the basket ma.. it was there last night.. i saw.."
Mom:"Its empty.. by d way what is there in that big pan??" She opens.. both of them peep in it.. And...
HOLY SHIT@!@ (in unison!!)
Mom:"Dont you know its 40 ruppes per kg in the market? And it was solid One and a half kilos there in the basket!!"
Sis:"Why yelling at me?? he only made it!!"
Mom:"he said you instructed him!!"
Me:"Whaaaaaaaaaatttt!!#$*)"
Mom:" i have always told you not to do it.. Why do you waste things.. who is going to clean the crap.. even the street dog will sniff it and run away.."
Now i understood why mom was silent yesterday.. the dog sniffing dialog was there in her genes..but why didnt i use it?? XX factor i guess...
Sis searches for her bro to beat.. But cant.. cuz i was in deep sleep..she wonders what m i dreaming??
Sis:”Shri.. get up.. u will get late to coll!!”
Me:(sleepily)”Don’t disturb.. I m making soup for you..!!”
Sis:”(weeps)”shri, don’t you think you should pity me.. atleast spare me in your dreams man!!(weeps)
