3 days passed by so quickly.. there were so many fun filled events, food court, laser show etc that i thoroughly enjoyed. Got dakshified in the true sense.. you can find details about it at www.daksh.sastra.edu
So i thought i could share some funny moments i had in these 3 days.. we had many prelims for various events. i was correcting the answers for some events and here is a glimpse of it...
Ques- You & your friend are captured by UFO and dropped in a cold uninhabited island. what would you do for food??
(Now any normal and sane person would write- hunting, fishing etc. but there was this typical answer that left me dumbstruck!)
Ans- A friend in need is a friend indeed... One would sacrifice himself for the other..
Me- :-o !@#$%^&)
Ques-Why does a dog turn around several times before lying down? Also, why does it keep its tongue out while breathing
Ans- It is a form of prayer that dog does to pray dat nobody disturbs its sleep!!! It keeps its tongue out looking at bitch!!!
Ques- What is the most important part of sandwich? (the model for plasma membrane)
Ans- Me... You, me and your friend!!!!
Ques- Why is DNA double helical?
Ans- It got bored being single..so went to date and ended up being double!!!!
Ques- Which travels faster?? Hot electrons or cold electrons??and why??
Ans- Hot..becuz... its ASS is on fire!!!!
There were so many such answers.. though i am not bale to recollect them now.. but had an awesome time reading them.. now i feel how our lecturers feel.. its not a burden after all to read our answers ;)
