I wrote the last exam of my college life and this LAAST exam became the most memorable one. The usual me gets up and goes to college. whistling and enjoying the nature. no last minute revision no cribbing about not covering syllabus. I was happy that my exams and college life is coming to an end today. But I was not aware of what was in the store. I was travelling in the bus when a lecturer of my college says to me," You should be revising for your exams rather than whistling. Today's youth waste so much energy, roam around aimlessly. is this what they teach you at home? What a shame n...d usual bla bla tat u get to hear from an old frustrated lecturer" I m usually polite but when it comes to lecturers who act smart and start lecturing you on your behavior, i loose my temper.
I politely reply," I KNOW you are a lecturer, but that doesn't mean you start giving one in the bus!" .silence. he mumbles something all the journey n my mood is off. Seriously, they dont know the time and place to lecture you on your behavior n mistakes. God knows what pleasure they derive out of it.
My exam starts at 9.30. I go check my hall plan and see my roll number 011155023 on board. I saw the numerals 111055023 and proceed. It was almost 9.37 when i reached the hall. I go to the invigilator and... fate has its own way of screwing you.. it is the same bus guy!! We exchange furious glances and I take my place silently.
I have a gut feeling that something is wrong. i look around. the girl before me and girl behind me. Are they my classmates? i dunno.. i dont remember. I am a good guy who doesn't get acquainted to the girls of my class. ;P We were distributed the question papers and i feel happy cuz i know the answers for the first time!!! yay!:D
i try to sneak-peak at the paper of the girl before me n holy shit! the handwriting is different today. it is not the one i was looking at for the past 4 year!
Me: "excuse me, i was wondering if you have sprained your hand!"
She: " no, why?"
Me:"no ur handwriting looks like chicken crap to me today"
She gives me one of those furious looks just when i was interrupted by another guy.
HE:" i guess this is my seat!"
Me:" :-o". I KNEW something was wrong the instant i saw her handwriting but my nightmare came true when this guy demands for his place! i panic n sweat.
Meanwhile, the girl who who usually sits behind me(my true classmate) is cursing me.
She-2 : " What the hell, question 1 ok 2ok.. 3 FISH!!!.. where the hell is this shrini!
i run to my life. i pick my scale, pencil, rubber, sharpener, drop my pen, fetch it, black pen, bag n for some odd reasons the stupid invigilator is behind my ass. I KNOW, I KNOW, i made a mistake. this is not the time to lecture on it u dumb idiott! somebody tell him to go away!! to escape his lecture on the issue i avoid him n keep running. where do i go, where do i check the hall plan. i run and find this cursing classmate waving at me frm inside the hall.. i run n pick my answer sheet. to ensure tat i m in the right hall i peek at the answer sheet of the girl sitting in front. and Whattey relief! Phew. This is it!!
without wasting my time i start answering. but that invigilator comes to this room. the thing that runs in my mind is,"You old hag i know my mistake, now why dont u leave , n do a better job"
He comes n with a demanding tone says, " give the question paper! x-( useless fellow. Dunno from where these people come from."
ME:" a whaaaat?!!!" realization dawns! "
i sigh..oh FISH!
i hear the girl behind me murmuring something which oddly sounded like " yeah tell tat tell tat"
c'mon wats wrong wid her. why is she asking me to swear again. Did he piss her off too?! my adrenaline rushes n i say FISH FISH FISH!
She-2: i know dat.. tell it to me..
i wonder whats wrong with her.
i did not want to leave my question paper. i knew d answers.. with a brief tug-of-war, i let it go. :(
I am handed a new paper and... crap.. what is this.. is it my subject?! i try to reason it out but ill fate. it was indeed my question paper. For some reasons i found previous paper simple. I look at the questions...
1 ok, 2 ok.. 3- Define FISH. crap nonsense.. since when did they start defining this?! n then i turn back n questioningly ask the girl for the last time. FISH??
and she says, "forget it.."
. the end.
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