Nosy all day! !! !!!

Achoo... well.. I am sitting here writing this post with running nose. only god knows where i kept my hand kerchief cuz m wiping my nose on the bed sheet now.. mmm mmm.. it feels so soft to my nose..what is this anyway???? well..it was my sisters soft linen bed sheet which she newly bought...but wait..what is it doing on my bed????? who cares..After the groping effort to understand the reason, i decide to have a hair cut! wat a dumass idea to have hair cut with running nose!! but i still do it !!

I go to the shop n.....damn it. before i could enter, i sneeze..not once or twice..but 6 times in a spree.. what is it? some atomizer fit in my nose?? the barber was holding a spray in hand to wet the customers hair....but it wasnt needed any more cuz my nose did the work for him. i sit next to a guy reading news paper. He turns d page n there it is- "Prevent H1N1!!". he gets nervous n leaves the shop immediately. i wipe my nose with my hanky n lo!!it was there in my pocket all this time n i was using sister's bed sheet!!! m sure she loves her brother n wont mind it!!!

Now this running nose has two types. One is the thick phlegm that has that yellowish tinge n very viscous. On the other hand i had this clear watery one which ran like tap water n was involuntary. No matter how much i breathe in hard, it would run down like a river. so i sit with this on that barber's chair, wiping my nose one last time. (Reciting dhanvantri mantra to save me from any embarrassment..)

i managed to divert my attention towards the TV.. i saw this cartoon about vikata kavi asking goddess durga- " How do you manage running nose with thousand heads!!"well..thats indeed a thought provoking question!!! i got lost in my own thoughts imagining top shot Actress sneezing n wiping the phlegm in the middle of the shooting a dance!!! did they invent naaku-mukka song that way??? :p or setting up a sting operation to capture a politician digging the nose n wiping it in under his colleagues desk!!!

my thoughts were interrupted when this tiny spec of hair got into my nose!!! n shit... its irritating my nostrils now. i was already having this Ganga-jamuna running down, now this triggered my immune response to double the activity !! If only i could construct a dam under my nose, it would have saved thousands of farmers from committing suicide n there would not have been a cavery issue ever!!!! sighs!!!

...its shaving time now!!! i m like-"whaaaaat!".... best part is that you have to keep your head in tilted direction which helped me in holding my phlegm inside d nose. but wait. what did i tell him?? to trim my mush?? am i insane? n there came this trimmer n all d hair went straight up the nose.. i get up n....achoo achoo achoo achoo... gave one last glance to my hanky.. n what the hell was that???!!! i could make a wig out of those hairs!! bloody hell.. i leave the place n go home...

Sister-" Mommy, i guess spilled the agar solution on bed sheet while making jelly for the project.. but how come i dont remember it.. Am i suffering from amnesia mommy???"

Mom-" No sweet heart. it must have been your bro"

Sis-" Why????Whats up wid him?? !@#$%^&**()

Mom-" Hes been Nosy all day :) "

Sis-" :O whaaaaaaat!!!!.. yieeeeekssssss...what the hell does he think is this?? just because it is pink doesnt mean that he considers it as his girl's panties.. ewwwwwww...hw cud he wipe the nose on this.. i bought this precious barbie print n you r telling me that he wiped his phlegm on it!!!! aaaarrrrrgggg & look where has he wiped it!!!!!!!! just on her privates!!!....grrrrrrrr...he better pay back ...." the voices trailed off.. it sounded like an orchestra.. standing on the doorstep, i make up my mind to wander out in the rain!!! :) ever wondered y it rains?? well, someone musta got nosy up there too!!! :P

Charlie chaplin said-" i cry in the rain so that people cant see my tears!" i say-" i roam in the rain so that i dont have to wipe my nose again n again!!! :)