well. . I have to travel in bus daily. My college is 20 minutes away from my home but i dont get window seat on my way to college. If my stars are at the zenith, then i manage to enter the bus and get sandwiched between many people. My nose is extremely sensitive & early in the morning, my olfactory gland gets mute to this weird combination of different deo sprays (brut,akx,park ave...blabla) , smell of drool n sweat, n in worst cases it has a typical vomit smell indicating that the guy standing next to me had boozed a lot the previous night but dint brush n bathe in the morning!!!! So i manage to reach college (successfully spoiling the crease on my pants n soiling my shoes. :) )
Many things happen on the way to college and one thing made me wonder today. it is semester hols now, so the bus was not crowded. I got my favourite window seat today n at the next stop the bus got filled & a lady 'A' entered ( trust me, nobody can be dirtier n freakin illiterate than her!!) her teeth stained red with the paan n tobacco.. she gave me a stare to leave my seat for her.. i pretended not to understand that n left the issue (but what i did not realise was the blow i was about to get!).
The seat before mine was occupied by a man and a decent woman ;) this lady asks the man to swap places so that she could sit in that 3 seater. this made me wonder.. why cant ladies sit next to a man or a boy. the other day i faced the same thing with a 60 year old lady who denied to sit next to me. (God!! i cant even imagine to touch her, pinching n harassing was out of question!!!) it is strange that ladies here are very conservative. so coming back to this lady 'A'.. one thing popped up my perverted mind.. what if the lady was a lesbian??? i pitied the decent woman in my next thought.. :( but my dirty mind raised another question.. ;) What if the decent woman was also a lesb??? ( even if she was, she wont prefer such a dirty partner!!) yeah, this question has been nagging me for quite a long time. many times, ladies or even gents insist on sitting next to the same gender to avoid discomfort. i want to ask, "what will happen if the person with whom they insist to sit, turns out to be a homosexual??" (now the harassment will be more than u can ever imagine.. n worst of all, the trouble is invited by the seeker of the seat!!!)
leaving apart my perverted thoughts i look at this dirty lady 'A' again thinking how hard would i have to try to get that dirty!!! she gives some weird expressions first ( the face is twisted in all directions n the tongue in her mouth is rolling as if it is enjoying a roller coaster ride!!) n then she advances near the window n... pachaaaak!!!!!!!
the next instant i was staring at my own shirt bought at Pantaloons.. it got a new design of red and bottle green sprayed near my shoulder.. i was sitting there gritting my teeth.. i was sure that surya ( my sister) is going to kill me!! she bought it for dad but i wore it.. for the first & last time!!
Unable to shout and unable to cry, I sat there waiting for my stop which came in just few minutes.. it was my fault.. I should have stood up before my stop came.. but NO.. i wanted to enjoy the window seat a bit longer and this time i enjoyed it with an illiterate designer who gave a new outfit to me.. I got down the bus thinking if i should still occupy the window seat!!! phew..i cursed the lady..( a brahmin bramachari curse!!) that she will be harassed by a lesbian one day on window seat!!!
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