DAKSHIFIED!!!!

so here i am.. after a long long time... well.. i was quite busy enjoying DAKSH-2010.. the national level tech fest of our college.. Being the cluster head wasn't an easy job..but wid wonderful set of friends, it became a cake walk..

3 days passed by so quickly.. there were so many fun filled events, food court, laser show etc that i thoroughly enjoyed. Got dakshified in the true sense.. you can find details about it at www.daksh.sastra.edu

So i thought i could share some funny moments i had in these 3 days.. we had many prelims for various events. i was correcting the answers for some events and here is a glimpse of it...

Ques- You & your friend are captured by UFO and dropped in a cold uninhabited island. what would you do for food??

(Now any normal and sane person would write- hunting, fishing etc. but there was this typical answer that left me dumbstruck!)

Ans- A friend in need is a friend indeed... One would sacrifice himself for the other..

Me- :-o !@#$%^&)

Ques-Why does a dog turn around several times before lying down? Also, why does it keep its tongue out while breathing

Ans- It is a form of prayer that dog does to pray dat nobody disturbs its sleep!!! It keeps its tongue out looking at bitch!!!

Ques- What is the most important part of sandwich? (the model for plasma membrane)

Ans- Me... You, me and your friend!!!!

Ques- Why is DNA double helical?

Ans- It got bored being single..so went to date and ended up being double!!!!

Ques- Which travels faster?? Hot electrons or cold electrons??and why??

Ans- Hot..becuz... its ASS is on fire!!!!

There were so many such answers.. though i am not bale to recollect them now.. but had an awesome time reading them.. now i feel how our lecturers feel.. its not a burden after all to read our answers ;)